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The Six Apocalypse Types

The apocalypse could come any day, in any form. We here at Expedition Armageddon are making it our mission to make sure you know how to survive any apocalypse scenario.

1) NUCLEAR WAR

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Surviving a nuclear strike is mostly a matter of luck and location. Should you be one of the lucky few to make it (and lucky is absolutely a subjective term here), nuclear fallout and winter will be the real obstacles to survive. Basic necessities will be your main focus: shelter, food, water and basic medical care. Daily life will be grueling but totally worth it if you get to be one of the chosen few to rebuild our civilization.

2) ZOMBIES

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We’ve all heard the joke: I don’t have to outrun the zombies, I just have to outrun you. Surviving a zombie apocalypse will require both physical and mental prowess. Finding a secure location and stocking it with supplies, weapons and munitions will be the key.

3) VIRAL OUTBREAK/PLAGUE

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Surviving a viral outbreak is one part luck and one part vigilance. Maybe you’ll be immune! Lucky you. But by observing good quarantine protocol, those not immune can make it too. Wear those hazmat suits, gloves and face masks. Just brace yourself for dealing with millions of decaying corpses in the aftermath.

4) ALIEN INVASION

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Just hide. Seriously. Hide until things seem calm. Chances are the aliens will show up with gifts hoping to form a peaceful alliance and we will nuke them and piss them off. So just hide and don’t forget your nuclear fallout training.

5) MOTHER NATURE

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Mother Nature can rear her ugly head and smack us down any time she chooses. Just ask the citizens of New Orleans. This is one time you should absolutely, without fail listen to the government. If they say, “evacuate”, for Gods sake EVACUATE! Head for high ground and start preparing yourself for the hard work of rebuilding.

6) SUPERNATURAL/BIBLICAL

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Pray. Make your peace. Hope to be taken up to Heaven. But while you’re waiting, be sharpening your sword.

Just as in real estate, location, location, location is the key to apocalypse survival. America is littered with bunkers, safe houses, ghost towns and mountain tops perfect for riding out any cataclysmic event. And our goal at Expedition Armageddon is to find them for you. Stay tuned as we travel America!!!

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